June 5th, 2007 → 10:46 am @ Seth Mnookin // No Comments
(Warning: The links contained in this post are most definitely not safe for work. Unless you work at home.)
It was only a matter of time: the Playboy photos of supposed A-Rod paramour/definite stripper have surfaced. (Link via Fleshbot via Deadspin via the New York Post.) One of the amusing aftershocks of this whole, um, affair has been the media’s tut-tutting at all the coverage; anyone who watched Sunday night’s national ESPN broadcast was treated to what seemed like hours of Joe Morgan telling Jon Miller that athletes just want — and deserve to — be left alone. The most unintentionally hilarious part of the discourse was when Morgan (whose knowledge of modern day celebrity culture is apparently on par with his understanding of baseball) explained that athletes just want to be left to do their jobs out of the glare of public scrutiny. Now it all makes so much sense.
Post Categories: A-Rod & Joe Morgan & strippers
Jack
16 years ago
Whoa…check out those pecs (above the implants)…and those hands. Has anyone checked her for a penis? It might be tucked up behind.
I think we should just call her – Hooker with Penis.
chris
16 years ago
Family blog my a$$.
As for Morgan and Miller, I found myself wondering where the link was on ESPN.com to email them in the booth and tell them how utterly, pathetically unconvincing they were. Remember Margo Adams? I don’t recall pleas to respect Boggs’ privacy.
tinisoli
16 years ago
Miller and Morgan were ridiculous, but the worst grandstanding by an announcer of the weekend was committed by one Joe Buck, who essentially called out Bud Selig on a nationally-televised game for not planning to attend Barry Bonds’ 756th-homer game. Buck kept talking about how Bonds has never tested positive for a steroid (never mind the greenies, I guess) and therefore all the other stuff that’s come out about Bonds is not worthy of attention. It’s been a while since I screamed at this guy on the TV, but I thought this weekend’s performance deserved it. Honestly, I don’t know which team is worse: McCarver /Buck or Morgan/Miller. After listening to these tools for two games, Remy and Orsillo are a tonic.
jttotoro
16 years ago
I think that’s Sal Fasano in a wig… and tucking it between his legs.
sharrock
16 years ago
The question is… What the hell is under his wife’s clothing to drive him to moonlight with this disaster? Must be a tail, extra nipples, and assorted open sores.