Do I believe John Rocker? Hell yeah I do.

February 12th, 2008 → 11:10 am @ // 4 Comments

In an interview with an Atlanta radio station, John “I’ll just keep talking until I get myself in trouble” Rocker says he and a bunch of other Texas Rangers were advised on how to juice without getting caught back in 2000. (According to Rocker, this little talking-to happened after he flunked a steroids test. He also takes pains to point out that A-Rod was one of his teammates at the time. It looks more and more like Alex’s stint with Texas wasn’t the best move: every two-bit punk who did time with him in Arlington is using him to gin up publicity.) Anyway, I believe Rocker is telling the truth.

(Sort of.*)

I’ve had an odd–well, soft spot isn’t exactly the right word, but you get the idea–for Rocker even since he went mano a mano with Deadspin’s Will Leitch, one of our all-time favorite sportswriters, period. (If you haven’t bought “God Save the Fan,” you should. It’s hysterical. And cut up into easily digestible chunks.) But that’s not why I believe him. I believe him because I think the Mitchell report underestimates — enormously — the amount of juicing within baseball. (I’m also surprised Mitchell, et al got away with the methods they used; that kind of crap would get me drummed out of journalism permanently. That’s a whole other story.) I also believe him because if the whole steroids mess has shown us anything, it’s that the least likely folks have ended up being the most honest. That’s in large part because of the frat house/high school locker room mentality of the entire baseball world, where the omerta code is lots stronger than it is in today’s mob…and guys like Jose and JR have already been kicked out of the club, so they have nothing to lose.

There you have it. Happy Potomac Primary day! If you live in the Beltway, make sure you vote. You might as well get involved in something: It’s not as if there are a lot of compelling reasons to invest your time into any of your local baseball teams.

* This is not to say, as Rocker seems to imply, that Bud sanctioned this little clubhouse chemistry lectures. I think the general sentiment is accurate: that a lot of people spread throughout every organization knew exactly what was going on and that there was a whole helluva lot of complicity.


Post Categories: John Rocker & Jose Canseco & Steroids & The Mitchell Report

4 Comments → “Do I believe John Rocker? Hell yeah I do.”


  1. floridagirl25

    9 years ago

    Sigh – can’t disagree with a word, especially the “standards” used in the Mitchell report. I had hoped for better. All that time and wasted print and the truth still lies under a rock.

    In what kind of world does Jose Canseco have more credibility than former Senator George Mitchell? Why, In Major League Baseball, of course.

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  2. rog

    9 years ago

    Um, Rocker did a 180 today. So much for Rocker’s cred.

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  3. Shalomar

    9 years ago

    I know we are getting a blog from you on the McCain/NYTimes/New Republic saga ASAP.

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