Tomorrow, they’ll get to sniff his perineum

May 4th, 2007 → 9:49 am @ // No Comments

An early favorite for 2007’s biggest (or best, depending on your perspective) baseball-related headline boner of the season:

Royals to Get a Taste of Angels’ Colon

(It’s unclear if angels even have anything stored in their colons. That’s definitely not the case with this particular colon…)

Post Categories: Bartolo Colon & Human anatomy & Sports Reporters

One Comment → “Tomorrow, they’ll get to sniff his perineum”

  1. tinisoli

    17 years ago

    If the apostrophe were in the singular possessive spot (Angel’s rather than Angels’) it would’ve been truly sick.

    Perhaps they’ll follow up this up with “Alex Gordon greets Colon with a big stick” or “Colon left bloodied and battered by Royals’ bats”….


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