Coco Crisp wants to feel your love

June 9th, 2006 → 12:05 am @ // 3 Comments

For any over-eager fans watching tonight’s Red Sox-Yankees game, Coco Crisp was not asking you to make love to him when he repeatedly shouted “fuck me” after grounding out on a 3-0 count. In the future, YES might want to think about turning down the volume on their dugout mics in situations like this. (Michael Kay gamely tried to explain that “Crisp is clearly upset with himself.” At least he didn’t use a wall as a punching bag.)


Post Categories: Broadcasting & Onanism & Red Sox & Yankees

3 Comments → “Coco Crisp wants to feel your love”


  1. Hruce Burst

    11 years ago

    Good stuff Seth. I saw the game on NESN and could read his lips…

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  2. […] Coco got two hits, a couple ribbies, and a nice double play. (And when he grounded out on a 3-0 own, he was feeling so good he proffered an amorous initiation to anyone who happened to be listening on YES.) […]

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  3. […] Coco got two hits, a couple ribbies, and a nice double play. (And when he grounded out on a 3-0 own, he was feeling so good he proffered an amorous inivitation to anyone who happened to be listening on YES.) […]

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