Speaking of Eminem; calling all copyeditors

October 24th, 2006 → 12:04 am @ // 2 Comments

How is it no one’s taken advantage of “Lose Yourself”‘s opening stanza — “Look, if you had one shot / one opportunity / to seize everything you ever wanted / one moment / Would you capture it / or just let it slip?” — when called on to produce pithy headlines for Dirtgate? (Eminem might rap about murderous incest and all that, but let’s be serious: before the ’06 Tigers, he was pretty much it for Detroit.) “Rogers takes shot, doesn’t let it slip”, “Rogers needs help to seize everything he ever wanted”…I mean, c’mon!


Post Categories: 2006 Playoffs & Eminem & Kenny Rogers & Oblique references to Gob Bluth

2 Comments → “Speaking of Eminem; calling all copyeditors”


  1. HFXBOB

    11 years ago

    A few quick comments on the Dirtgate lunacy:

    1) Pre-wash, Rogers pitched one inning and gave up a hit and a walk. Post-wash, he pitched seven innings and gave up a hit and two walks.

    2) David Cone was quoted by David Wells this year as follows: ‘if you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin’.’

    3) Gaylord Perry is in the Hall of Fame.

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  2. The Ghost of Pronger

    11 years ago

    Um, so the Lions might suck, and have done for a lot of years, but what about the Pistons and Red Wings? I seem to recall them having success recently.

    Oh, and don’t forget Kid Rock.

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