December 15th, 2006 → 12:44 am @ Seth Mnookin
Ok, fine, so it doesn’t quite have the ring of Matty in the Morning, which is where I’ll be tomorrow (Friday) morning, supposedly sometime between 9 and 9:30. Talking about the situation in Somalia. No, no: talking about the Red Sox. Who cares about Somalia?
Anyway, Matty? He’s a big deal. Believe me, I know. For real: the three times more people have said they’d seen/heard me than any other have been:
1. When I was a guest on The Daily Show.
2. When I was stumbling around the field at Yankee Stadium with a glazed, dazed look in my eye after the final out of the ’04 ALCS.
3. Whenever I’ve been on Matty in the Morning.
He’s a powerful man.
* There’s just no way to ever make my name sound menacing. Believe me, I’ve tried. I even tried replacing “Shady” with “Sethy” in the lyrics to “Kill You.” It still don’t sound menacing.
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